Today I am pledging to cut the deficit we inherited in half by the end of my first term in office.
And wow! Hey! What's this thing coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding word like. . . ow. . . ound. . . round. . . ground! That's it! That's a good name - ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me?