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The birthers, the fanatics, the people running around in right-wing militia and Aryan support groups, it is unbearable to them that President Barack Obama should exist.

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Last year my wife ran off with the fellow next door and I must admit, I still miss him.

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The mother-in-law had an accident at work. A hot rivet dropped down her drawers and she fell off the oil rig.

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I'd like to thank the BBC for allowing me to work here. And I'd like to thank the wife and kids for making it necessary.

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I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said: 'Keep her moving sir; we're stock-taking. '

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