Yesterday, voters in the state of Maine voted no to gay marriage, but yes to medical marijuana. That's … - Conan O'Brien

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Our economies are built on the backs of all this unpaid labor that women do.

Conan O'Brien

Yesterday, voters in the state of Maine voted no to gay marriage, but yes to medical marijuana. That's right, people in Maine believe marriage should be a sacred institution between a really stoned man and a really stoned woman.

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A new study reveals that one-third of babies in the U. S. have used a smartphone. Yeah, and one-third of babies in China have MADE a smartphone.

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Fall down. Make a mess. Break something occasionally. Know that your mistakes are your own unique way of getting to where you need to be. And remember that the story is never over.

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Marco Rubio announced he's running for president. Fun fact: Marco Rubio's wife is a former Miami Dolphins cheerleader. In other words, she knows how to generate fake enthusiasm for someone who's not going to win.

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Link Wray is the all-time legend.

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Apparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can be a successful politician in this country even if English is your second language.

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Our economies are built on the backs of all this unpaid labor that women do.

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But miracles are not for the asking; they come only when the stern eyes of God droop shut for a moment, and Our Lady takes advantage of His inattention to grant an illicit mercy. God. . . is an Anglican, whereas Our Lady is of the True Faith; the two of Them have an uneasy relationship, unable to agree on anything, except that if They divorce, the Devil will leap gleefully into the breach.

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