If you must masturbate, you have already failed
And if this is illegal, then sue me!
I wouldnt be the same actor if I couldnt do theater.
If you're a psychologist, you can instrumentally change peoples' lives for the better.
Be very proud of what you do, and if you aren't then change it.
If you aren't going to do something all the way, don't do it.
If is a very big preposition.
If it is not fit to live in, then our job is to make it fit.
Any dream is possible, if you have courage.
There are the goods; if you want them, you can have them. If you do not want them, they would almost rather that you did not come and talk about them.
If you can’t protect life, then how can you protect liberty?
If you have formed a circle to go into,Go into it yourself and see how you would do.
Anybody or anything may stand between you and knowledge if you are unfit for it.
What’s the good of being true to your religion on the outside, if you don’t change what’s on the inside,were it really counts ?
If you must get in trouble, do it at the Chateau Marmont.
There are spiritual and physical laws to obey if we are to be happy.
The only way an Iraqi biological agent would kill you is if it landed on your head.
Ultimately, if you are doing great work, the money will come.
If things were not impermanent, life would not be possible.
The pitch count situatio-it doesn't matter if you throw 120 or 80, whatever. It's the quality of pitches that you throw.