He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
What a marshmallow. You should hold out for someone with a stronger stomach. Someone who laughs at the gore that makes weaker men vomit.
I must learn to love the fool in me the one who feels too much, talks too much, takes too many chances, wins sometimes and loses often, lacks self-control, loves and hates, hurts and gets hurt, promises and breaks promises, laughs and cries.
Life is what you make of it. There's always fun and laughs right under your nose if you're willing to open your eyes to see it.
Take me with you. For laughs, for luck, for the unknown. Take me with you.
I had a couple of decent laughs on Townies, but for the most part, delivering a joke that you just know is not funny is hard.
The soul will bring forth Person if God laughs into her and she laughs back to him. To speak in parable, the Father laughs into the Son and the Son laughs back to the Father; and this laughter breeds liking and liking breeds joy, and joy begets love, and love begets Person, and Person begets the Holy Ghost.
The man that loves and laughs must sure do well.
He who laughs last, laughs best.
I am no more lonely than the loon on the pond that laughs so loud.
I'm not elitist. I like to do crowd-pleasing stuff which is a bit smart, but is just about belly laughs.
Humans are the only animal that blushes, laughs, has religion, wages war, and kisses with lips. So in a way, the more you kiss with lips, the more human you are. And the more you wage war.
Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
Good Luck Chuck, a comedy starring Dane Cook and Jessica Alba, opened today, and critics are saying it has all the belly laughs you’ve come to expect from Jessica Alba.
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
I love the part of Hector as it takes me back to playing eccentric parts. He is a funny character, which is fine by me as I've been playing for laughs for decades now! It's lovely to get a laugh; it's the best thing in the world!
The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.
If it gets laughs, it’s funny.
Okay, now you're starting to scare me," Wes says. "No, scary is the way people can alter their voices on cue. Like your imitation of that creepy guy who lives at your house. " "You mean my dad?" he laughs.
The world laughs at another man's pain.