I always wanted to play a lawyer.
You know, there must be happiness somewhere, when a lawyer dies.
Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away?
A lawyer's brief will be brief, before a freethinker thinks freely.
If you want good laws, burn those you have and make new ones.
I really, really, loved being an elected official. But I also love what I'm doing now. I thrive when I can fight for people and I'm doing it now as a lawyer.
I view myself primarily as a trial lawyer who happens to be writing, as opposed to a writer who happens to be a trial lawyer, so the audience is like a jury to me.
If you had asked me moment, as a lawyer, I would have said I would rather have had a male Democrat on the court. Like most lawyers , I love to win. But I was glad to see O'Connor because she made me normal. Just the fact that she was there with a soprano voice and a ruffley collar made my physical presence less weird and less fraught.
I'm a movie star. Can I talk to my entertainment lawyer?
It was helpful to be able to call a lawyer. . . it turns out, that not only did they help me, but they really helped the whole community.
The object of universities is not to make skillful lawyers, physicians or engineers. It is to make capable and cultivated human beings
Dentists, lawyers, doctors are all a bunch of thieving bastards.
A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.
The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure.
Nobody wants to be a lawyer - it's hard work. But it was kind of my academic route.
Everyone I used to work with is still alive and can afford expensive lawyers.
The story I always recite - and have had to recite so many times over the years to different lawyers and different people within Universal - is that the business end of Mo'Wax was basically, like, 'Give us the big ones samples first, and we'll see how we get on. ' And I gave them the six or seven that were, to me, the ones that were the scariest, and the biggest use. It wasn't about the big names, necessarily - although that played into it a bit, with people like Bjork and Metallica.
I wanted to be a lawyer. I love that job; I dont know why.
When a criminal breaks into your home I'll let the liberals call the lawyer. I'm going to call Smith & Wesson.
They don't need a lawyer, they need a toastmaster.