If you act like you know what you're going, you can do anything you want - except neurosurgery.
If you want to continue to be the best in the world, then you have to train and compete like you are second best in the world.
At a certain point, if you work really hard and you get good and people like your work, you do deserve the fame - but you shouldn't take it for granted.
Don't wear bacon cologne. If you put on. . . you know what? Screw it. Wear it. If you are the type of guy who is tempted to wear bacon cologne, it's not like you could get laid any less.
When you create a basic budget and stick to it, it will suddenly seem like you have more money.
Love me like you'll never see me again.
Some mortals--like you--are already half in love with death. It is who you are, and I'll not make it harder on you by telling you things you don't need to know. Ask me again when you die. Then I'll tell you everything, anything, nothing.
Your second ducat, like your second million, is never quite as sweet.
You can love someone without wanting to be with them. Just like you can want to be with someone before you love them.
The improv technique does one of two things. It either makes you raise your game, or retreat into a corner and decide to find a new career. But you do feel like you want to match and develop things.
I would so much like young people to have a sense of the gift that they are. Not many of them feel like that.
A good procrastination should feel like you're inserting lots and lots of commas into the sentence of your life.
For some people, I got away with something. And you know what? That's a fair thing to say, for them. I'm not saying I agree with that, but I can see how they can say that. But it's a matter of just like. . . you know, I'm really fortunate. As a journalist, I don't have to agree with you to talk to you. My job is to figure out why you think the way you think. I want to get to the root of why you think the way you think. That's what I find most fascinating as a storyteller.
You love him so much it feels like you can't go on without him. You feel like you might die without him.
I'm never very good with marks. They're always like, 'You're not on your mark'. I was like, 'Oh, it's that thing you put on the ground? Yeah, I don't pay attention to it. '
If I like you, I'll confront you and be open about it. Then I expect you to come after me.
It's like you learn to swim by swimming. You learn courage by couraging.
I cant retire from music any more than I can retire from my liver. Youd have to remove the music from me surgically—like you were taking out my appendix.
Everything is more compelling when you talk like a human being, when you talk like yourself.
Your Majesty, I am like you. I do no work. I do nothing, but I am indispensable.