For nothing is more democratic than logic; it is no respecter of persons and makes no distinction between crooked and straight noses.
Easy? You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy?Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'!
The moment one sits down to think, one becomes all nose, or all forehead, or something horrid
Always, always powder your T-zone and the lines going from your nose down around your mouth so you don't look like a bulldog. When those areas are shiny, it's awful. And gloss will keep your lips from appearing dehydrated.
It has been observed that one's nose is never so happy as when thrust into the affairs of others from which some physiologists have drawn the inference that the nose is devoid of the sense of smell.
The sweetest hunts are stolen. To steal a hunt, either go far into the wilderness where no one has been, or else find some undiscovered place under everybody's nose
Where do the noses go? I always wondered where the noses would go.
And even if we win, if we win, HAH! Even if we win! Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days; even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field; even if every man woman and child held hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter because all the really good looking girls would still go out with the guys from Mohawk because they've got all the money! It just doesn't matter if we win or we lose. IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter!
Floote, what is going on? Do they think I am contagious? Should I assure them I was born with a nose this size?
Now I know how Joan of Arc felt, As the flames rose to her Roman nose And her Walkman started to melt.
Keep your nose to the grindstone. It sharpens your boogers.
If something smells bad, why put your nose in it?
Every problem has a solution. Sometimes it just takes a long time to find the solution -- even if it's right in front of your nose.
I have a toothache today. I never seem to be able to rise above a toothache. It makes me want to howl, break things, pull noses, tweak ears, screech.
Insects are what neurosis would sound like, if neurosis could make a noise with its nose.
Any nose may ravage with impunity a rose.
Then sink to your nose in a bubble bath.
Life can make you do many things, even kiss a man with a runny nose.
Half of Hollywood has more prosthetic in their body than I do, but we don't think of them as disabled. You amputate part of a nose, that's 'enhancement'. You put a prosthetic in a breast cavity, that's 'augmentation'. But you amputate part of a limb and put a prosthetic there, it's 'disability'?
Apparently wizards poke their noses in everywhere!