For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
You only live once, so off with them pants. Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance.
When I started skiing my pants were baggy and my cheeks were tight------Now my cheeks are baggy and my pants are tight.
If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do take your pants down, you can still do it with dignity.
I do things like hem a pair of pants, I do my own tailoring but I wouldn't attempt a jacket.
Drivers are pretty well set, but crew chiefs, they change their business cards like they change their pants.
I used my pants to illustrate.
I would recommend if you come to Ocean Grove and you're not from around here, don't wear rubber pants, a pink shirt and a blue jacket. Leave that for Asbury Park.
It's true. somewhere inside us we are all the ages we have ever been. We're the 3 year old who got bit by the dog. We're the 6 year old our mother lost track of at the mall. We're the 10 year old who get tickled till we wet our pants. We're the 13 year old shy kid with zits. We're the 16 year old no one asked to the prom, and so on. We walk around in the bodies of adults until someone presses the right button and summons up one of those kids.
Why would people spend good money to have my pants?
Sex stops when you pull up your pants, Love never lets you go.
I don't know what your damage is, but in case you've failed to notice,we're in a bit of trouble here. Can you focus on something other than trying to get into my pants?" His lips curled. " I can multitask.
With supernatural things, I have heard ghosts, but I've never seen ghosts. I do seek ghosts and I would love to see one, but I would crap my pants.
You want The Next Big Thing? Let me take my pants off!
Where are your pants, son?
I'm all about high-waisted pants and skirts, pencil skirts, and sheer, long-sleeves in the summer.
When you love something, whether it's jam and cheese sandwiches or wearing your pyjamas as pants, you forget that it was ever anything other than commonplace.
I'm freakishly tall, so finding pants that fit is something I've struggled with my whole life.
"No," Preston snapped. But he didn't protest long because, if I'm going to be honest - which is kind of the point of these reports - I was already unzipping his pants.
You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.