The only reason I became a writer was so I could exist on a piece of paper.
He had a newspaper rolled in his hand, bearing down on me like a puppy that had piddled on the carpet. "Bad Chloe,” I muttered. "What?” I’d forgotten his bionic hearing. “Bad Chloe. ” I gestured at the rolled-up paper and put out my hand. “Get it over with.
No paper is more corrupt than the failing New York Times. The good news is it is failing, it won't be around too much longer.
What is Time. . . That you speak of it so subserviently? Are we to be the slaves of the sun, that second-hand, overrated knob of gilt, or of his sister, that fatuous circle of silver paper? A curse upon their ridiculous dictatorship!
They were Jesuits," she told me. "That means they believe in God but not in terlet paper. You should have seen their underwear. Disgusting.
I never even thought of myself as deadpan until someone wrote an article about me about a year after I was doing comedy. There was a paper called the 'Boston Phoenix,' and someone wrote a description of what I was doing and that's where I first saw 'deadpan. '
Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper
A city with all the personality of a paper cup. (On Los Angeles)
The paper nominated me 12 or 13 times for the Pulitzer Prize.
Every once in a while, someone will mail me a single popcorn kernel that didn't pop. I'll get out a fresh kernel, tape it to a piece of paper and mail it back to them.
My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic?
It's time to re-appreciate the original software: paper.
Well, my paper has asked me to do a series: Lives of the Great Musicians, reading time 2 minutes.
You have to make more noise than anybody else, you have to make yourself more obtrusive than anybody else, you have to fill all the papers more than anybody else, in fact you have to be there all the time and see that they do not snow you under, if you are really going to get your reform realized.
I got so much money I should start a bank. So much paper right in front of me it's hard to think.
The best reason for putting anything down on paper is that one may then change it.
The part an actor played on stage was once written on a separate roll of paper.
Welcome to the age of paper money, where governments and central banks can manufacture as much money as they want without limit. Gold was the last limit. Its banishment as a standard unleashed the inflation monster and leviathan itself, which has swelled beyond comprehension.
These were people who believed everything about the Soviet Union was perfect, but they were bringing their own toilet paper.
So much better to write pen on paper; you can do it anywhere, say, while stuck at the airport.