If every man would make his prime concern the comfort and well-being of his wife and every wife make her chief concern the comfort and well-being of her husband, we would have very little divorce in the land.
It's about a young man who has climbed to fame and he discovers that his writing and the relationship with his wife are really more important for him than anything else.
There was a whole display set up of all the X-Men paraphernalia. My wife couldn't resist telling this 5-year-old boy that I was Wolverine. The little kid looked up at me and he was staring at me.
Happiness lies in conquering one's enemies, in driving them in front of oneself, in taking their property, in savoring their despair, in outraging their wives and daughters.
A woman in a single state may be happy and may be miserable; but most happy, most miserable, these are epithets belonging to a wife.
I watch so much television. My DVR is full. I love putting my kids to bed, so I can sit on the couch with my wife and we can dissect The Affair, The Americans, House of Cards, or whatever it is. I'm so lucky.
Somebody said to me, 'But the Beatles were anti-materialistic. ' That's a huge myth. John and I literally used to sit down and say, 'Now, let's write a swimming pool. ' Paul McCartney I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
Losing is like my ex-wife. . . it's a b****, and it takes a bigger man than me to live with it.
I shouldn't tell jokes about my wife. she's attached to a machine that keeps her alive. . . The refrigerator.
My wife said to me 'I hope you win. . . but if you do and you go up and say you love me, don't think it makes up for never saying it when we're alone.
'If you let a bully come in and chase you out of your front yard, he'll be on your porch and the next day he'll rape your wife in your own bed.
An ametuer is an artist who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
My wife cooks. I can't cook. I can remix leftovers pretty good, though.
Of all my wife's relations I like myself the best.
A loss, but who still mourns the breath of one woman, or laments one wife? Though my heart never can forget, how, for one look, she gave up her life.
They are not said to be husband and wife, who merely sit together. Rather they alone are called husband and wife, who have one soul in two bodies.
A man ought to be able to be fond of his wife without making a fool of himself about her.
If you're married, and you have a wife, and you really love your wife, is it good enough to only say to your wife 'I love her' the day you get married? Or should you tell her every single day when you wake up and every opportunity? And that's how I feel about my relationship with Jesus Christ is that it is the most important thing in my life.
Listen carefully. I'd crush you like a bug for causing my wife one single moment of pain. Believe it. Fear it.
I laughed my way through The Stepford Wives.