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Andy Dick Biography

Andrew Roane Dick (born December 21, 1965) is an American comedian, actor, musician, and television and film producer. Best known as a comic, he is also known for his eccentric and controversial behavior. His first regular television role was on the short-lived but influential Ben Stiller Show. In the mid-1990s, he had a long-running stint on NBC's NewsRadio and was a supporting character on Less than Perfect. He briefly had his own program, The Andy Dick Show on MTV. He is noted for his outlandish behavior from a number of Comedy Central Roasts and other appearances.

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I believed in God my whole life, and then strayed away from it in my teen-age years, until recently.

Age, Away, God, Whole, Whole Life, Years

I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God.

Advisor, Lost, Rehab, Spiritual, Talking

I have a very dark sense of humor.

Dark, Humor, Sense, Sense Of Humor

The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.

Anywhere, Comedy, Internet, Place, Unconventional

I had no blood relatives till I made some.

Blood, Blood Relatives, Made, Relatives, Till

You cannot be this successful without having God on your side.

God, Side, Successful, Two Sides, Your Side

When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids.

Afraid, Kid, Kids

It's pretty hard to offend me. I actually think people are a little too easily offended.

Hard, Offended, People, Think, Thinking

My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything.

Abused, Neglected, Parent, Parents

I don't like the word power, because I don't really care about power. No, that's not what it is. I like that I make people feel good. I like that I take them out of their mundane, boring slumber. And I wake them up, and they have fun.

Feel Good, Fun, Mundane, People, Power, Take

People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me.

Hate, Love, People, Relationship, World Love

I believed in God my whole life.

Believed, God, Life, Whole, Whole Life

I went to network on a handful of pilots, and going to network is the most stressful situation anybody can ever be in. You're supposed to be on point, you're supposed to be at the top of your game, the funniest you can be, in about five minutes, in front of people wearing suits who really don't care, and they've probably already picked their person, but they have to see a handful just to satisfy the process. It's the most horrible, horrible process known to man. I wouldn't want anybody to go through it.

Game, Games, Man, Men, Person, Stressful Situations

I used to steal a lot. But I don't do that anymore, because I believe in karma.

Anymore, Believe, Karma, Steal, Stealing

Yes, I direct commercials as well. I get these really weird offers and then I have to bid on them and win the job. One offer that I have now, and I've already done this last year for the same company, is for Cash Value Cheese, this cheese out in the midwest. I did two spots for them last year and I'm going to probably do three this year. I also did some for the Utah Transit Authority, which was weird and interesting and they turned out really funny - they actually won an award.

Jobs, Probably, Two, Win, Winning, Yes

I never really worked with Chris Farley, I hung out with him, but I had plans, I had big plans, movies, and I was in no hurry.

Bigs, Farley, Hung, Movies, Plans

I know its corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through.

Gift, Laugh, Laughter, People, Two, Warms

I guess I'm odd-looking. I'm skinny. But I'm not only skinny - I'm oddly shaped.

Guess, Odd, Oddly, Shaped, Skinny

I laugh when I see people in pain. Sometimes I think it is a defense mechanism from childhood, where you're in so much pain you have to laugh. It is a survival mechanism.

Defense, Pain, People, See, Survival, Thinking

Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.

Guilt, Thing, Weird, Weird Things

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