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Ashleigh Brilliant

Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliant (born 9 December 1933) is an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969.

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Not only don't I know what tomorrow will bring, I'm still not entirely certain what yesterday brought?

Yesterday, Tomorrow, Certain, Brought, Know

Strangely enough, this is the past that somebody in the future is longing to go back to.

Past, Scrapbooking, Longing, Enough, Back

Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings.

Arise, Discuss, Meetings, Problem, Problems

One possible reason that I don't believe in fate is that I wasn't fated to.

Believe, Fate, Fated, Hilarious

I recently had my problems on the run, but now they've re-grouped, and are making another attack.

Making, Problem, Problems, Recently, Run, Running

How can there ever possibly be a conflict between my private interests and the public good?

Competition, Conflict, Interests, Negotiation, Possibly, Private

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

Funny, Life, Purpose, Warning

For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here".

Funny, Matter, Place, Reason, Strange

What's most interesting about some books is the question: How did this crap ever get published?

Book, Books, Crap, Interesting, Most Interesting, Question

If you can neither accept it or change it, try to laugh at it.

Change, Laughing, Trying, Laugh, Accept

History records no more gallant struggle than that of humanity against the truth.

Against, Humanity, Records, Struggle, Truth

What happened to you could have been worse - it could have happened to me.

Could Have Been, Happened, Has Beens, Worse

Things are sometimes better left as they are, but you can't be sure until you change them.

Change, Left, Sometimes, Things

The fact that many things have no explanation ought to prevent them from happening; but it doesn't.

Explanation, Facts, Ought, Prevent, Things

Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?

Desire, Keep, Learn, Life, Teaching

If you can't go around it, over it, or through it, you had better negotiate with it.

Conflict, Negotiate, Negotiation, Resolution

Why aren't you more grateful when I prove how wrong you've been?

Grateful, Prove, Wrong

The future seems to be in good hands, it's the past I'm worried about.

Future, Good, Hands, Past, Worried

How can I be sure I've succeeded, if I can't remember what I was trying to do

Ifs, Remember, Succeeded, Trying

Do what you know is right, but try not to get caught.

Caught, Know, Knows, Right, Trying

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