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Carrie Vaughn Biography

Carrie Vaughn (born January 28, 1973) is an American writer, the author of the urban fantasy Kitty Norville series. She has published more than 60 short stories in science fiction and fantasy magazines as well as short story anthologies and internet magazines. She is one of the authors for the "Wild Cards" books.

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I imagined calling in to my own radio show: Yeah hi, I'm a werewolf, and I'm stuck in a cabin in the woods with another werewolf and a werewolf hunter.

Cabins, Calling, Hunters, Imagined, Radio, Show

Hey, Cormac. You ever have to deal with a PMSing werewolf?

Cormac, Deals, Hey, Werewolf

1980's: not a time period but a state of mind.

Mind, Period, Periods, State, States

It doesn’t bother you that your canine brethren are being paraded around show rings like slaves?” “My canine brethren?” I said. “I don’thave any canine brethren. ” “How can you say that! You’re a werewolf. ” “That’s right. I’m a werewolf, not a poodle. What makes you think I have any kinship with dogs?

Dog, Kinship, Make You Think, Said, Thinking, Werewolf

Then I realized that most of the world's problems stemmed from macho dickheadism, and if I cold defeat that I could save the world.

Cold, Defeat, Dickheadism, Problem, Stemmed, World

Just so you know, I'm straight. Totally straight. As an arrow. " Her voice held a smile. "So am I

Arrow, Arrows, Know, Knows, Smile, Voice

You know, I'm sick and tired of people pointing rifles at me.

People, Sick, Tired

. . . We're werewolves. We don't get to judge 'crazy.

Crazy, Judge, Judging, Werewolf, Werewolves

Why vampires? You write centuries-long family sagas—why not write historical epics without any hint of the supernatural?" "Well, that would be boring, wouldn't it?" "Yeah, God only knows what Tolstoy was thinking.

Epic, Family, Historical, Supernatural, Thinking, Writing

I looked at my two wolves. When I knelt they came to me rubbed against me smelling me and I stroked them. "Thank you for believing in me " I said and maybe they understood and maybe they didn't.

Believe, Knelt, Rubbed, Said, Two

I grinned at him. 'Jealous?' He grinned right back. 'That's a trick question. If I say yes you'll accuse me of being paranoid and unreasonable, and if I say no you'll make some defensive crack about how I don't think you're worth getting jealous over. ' This is what I got for hooking up with a lawyer.

Cracks, Grinned, Jealous, Paranoid, Say, Thinking

Stupid, fragile mortals.

Fragile, Mortals, Stupid

Apparently it was unethical for lawyers to sleep with their clients. This from a man who offered legal representation to assassins.

Assassins, Clients, Men, Representation, Sleep

You're lucky to have a friend who will kill for you. " So. I once had a friend who died for me, and now one who killed for me. Why didn't I feel lucky?

Died, Feels, Kill, Killed, Lucky

Now, what does a vampire do with a computer? Keep track of investments? Send e-mail to other vampires as you all plot to take over the world?” “I spend a lot of time on Wikipedia making corrections to the entries of historical figures I’ve known. ” I blinked at him. “Really?” “No, Kitty. That was a joke.

Historical, Known, Take, Track, Vampire, Wikipedia

Cormac interrupted. 'Maybe I oughta shoot you both, put you both out of your misery.

Cormac, Interrupted, Misery, Oughta, Shoot

One inch at a time, that was how her father had taught her. You can't do anything but worry about the few inches right in front of you.

Father, Front, Right, Taught, Time, Worry

I'm a werewolf trapped in a human body. " "Well, yeah, that's kind of the definition. " "No, really. I'm trapped. " "Oh? When was the last time you shape-shifted?" "That's just it - I've never shape-shifted. " "So you're not really a werewolf. " "Not yet. But I was meant to be one, I just know it. How do I get a werewolf to attack me?" Stand in the middle of a forest under a full moon with a raw steak tied to your face, holding a sign that says, 'Eat me; I'm stupid'?

Lasts, Moon, Steak, Stupid, Werewolf

Don't underestimate her ability to talk, it's her superpower.

Ability, Superpower, Talk, Underestimate

A lot of what we're doing here deals with perception rather than truth. Many would argue that reality depends more on the former than the latter.

Argue, Arguing, Deals, Perception, Reality