The steak ain't right without the A-1 So I stay dipped in sauce and they come
Everything evens up, you just wait, Even a garbage can gets a steak, You ain't even a garbage can, you have faith!
French fries. I have been obsessed with them since I was born. I like big, big steak fries, curly fries, seasoned fries - any kind!
Only a rank degenerate would drive 1,500 miles across Texas without eating a chicken fried steak.
I wouldn't even think about bribing a rottweiler with a steak that didn't weigh more than I do.
Imagine sitting down to an eight ounce steak, and then, imagine the room filled wit 45 to 50 people with empty bowls. . . For the feed cost of your steak, each of their bowls could be filled with a cup pf cooked cereal grains.
Reason alone cannot give you a whole steak, but it sure helps with identifying bologna.
On adultery: "Why fool around with hamburger when you have steak at home?
Feeding the media is like training a dog. You can't throw an entire steak at a dog to train it to sit. You have to give it little bits of steak over and over again until it learns.
Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.
I'm a vegan. But, no one believes it because when you're out in the field, most of your meal options involve meat with a side of something fried. I've learned how to be creative and improvise and can eat anywhere - even a steak house or a gas station.
Beef is best served like steak: Well done, get a gun in ya face.
God is a lonely place without steak.
I don't eat red meat, but sometimes a man needs a steak.
A tuna steak and a salad? Seventy bucks. Welcome to Los Angeles.
Steak on the plate went up. Steak on the hoof went down.
Everything edible is fried in Texas! Or it is buried in the ground to cook before it is eaten. . . . Texas food should be forbidden! 'The steaks at night are big and bright, deep in the heart of Texas!' And they are always afloat in grease. Next morning you are served a smaller steak, which serves as a platform for two fried eggs. . . all of this afloat in the same grease! 'Chicken, you say? You bet! Comin' up!' Same grease! They are right. Comin' up! For hours afterwards. I couldn't believe the crust of an apple pie! Same grease!
I remember quotes in the paper, 'Here comes the man that New York loves to hate. ' Man? None of you have probably ever eaten steak with me or rice and beans with me to understand what the man is about. You might say the player, the competitor, but the man? You guys have abused my name. You guys have said so many things, have written so many things.
I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.
Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity would sit down and eat a steak with Keith Olbermann and Barack Obama before they would dine on tofu and asparagus with me!