Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.
It's really crucial to achieve that balance with a film like this, cause it is unique and witty and then there's the tendency to force that. It becomes contrived and I know the feeling like, give me a fork that I can stab in my eye in those kinds of movies.
John F. Kennedy brought style and charisma to the White House and a first family that captivated the country: a handsome, witty president, an elegant first lady, and two adorable young children.
I paid too much for it, but it's worth it.
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
Change is not a four letter word. . . but often your reaction to it is!
We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
This is what I tell young women who ask me for career advice. People are going to try to trick you. To make you feel that you are in competition with one another. You're up for a promotion. If they go for a woman, it'll be between you and Barbara. Don't be fooled. You're not in competition with other women. You're in competition with everyone.
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
Pickup lines never work. . . I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive.
Quoting E. B. White is the easiest way I know of to fool people into thinking that I am perceptive, witty, and wise.
The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence.
I don't write cheques anymore because I end up signing them "with love, shan rukh"
The present generation, wearied by its chimerical efforts, relapses into complete indolence. Its condition is that of a man who has only fallen asleep towards morning: first of all come great dreams, then a feeling of laziness, and finally a witty or clever excuse for remaining in bed.
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
She marking them begins a wailing note And sings extemporally a woeful ditty How love makes young men thrall and old men dote How love is wise in folly, foolish-witty Her heavy anthem still concludes in woe, And still the choir of echoes answer so.
You must not look in that mirror at your doughy legs and flat feet, for today is about dreams and illusions, and unfiltered natural daylight is the enemy of dreams.
You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car.
The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law.
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.