A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten men. I have the strength of one small boy. . . with polio.
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.
I got into trouble a lot in school. They say you're a disturbance in class. You're a distraction, they're moving you around. You never really get rewarded in class for being funny. You're a disturbance. But the funny kid is often witty and clever and quick. . . they finally get a chance to express themselves when they get out of school.
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
So you're mother? Nice to put a name to a face.
A witty writer is like a porcupine; his quill makes no distinction between friend and foe.
She is pretty to walk with, And witty to talk with, And pleasant, too, to think on.
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
#3 pencils and quadrille pads. (when asked what CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer )
You can look at a person's attitude and know what kind of thinking is prevalent in his life. . . It's better to be positive and wrong than negative and right!
For your information, I would like to ask a question.
Hell is paved with good samaritans.
Is there some thought being given to subsidizing the clearing of rainforests in order for some countries to eliminate that production of greenhouse gases?
My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony.
"Yes, but that's our strongest weak point. "
I remember when I first came to Washington. For the first six months you wonder how the hell you ever got here. For the next six months you wonder how the hell the rest of them ever got here.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.
Dr. Seuss provided "ingenious and uniquely witty solutions to the standing problem of the juvenile fantasy writer: how to find, not another Alice, but another rabbit hole.