An honest man in politics shines more there than he would elsewhere.
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction.
O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.
The perfect normal person is rare in our civilization.
It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
If it's a good book, anyone will read it. I'm totally unashamed about still reading things I loved in my childhood.
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
The stories we love best do live in us forever.
The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
When nothing is sure, everything is possible.
The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.