He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him.
You have sensible women here [in England] but then, they are very devils--censorious, uncharitable, sarcastic--the women in Scotland have twice--thrice their freedom, with all their virtue--and are very conversable and agreeable--their educations are more finished.
God was bored by him.
A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other.
Some people don't get it when I'm being sarcastic.
If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.
Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions.
This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
If you are patient. . . and wait long enough. . . Nothing will happen
When I first started writing, I was living in England and I had that uniquely English sense of sarcasm, which has definitely seemed to have left me. I am a naturalized American and my sensibility has become far more American.
I can be much more sarcastic and, I think, sometimes withering in my assessments of things than I allow to show in my public life.
a sarcastic expression, on a beast, is far more sinister than rage.
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.
PATRIOT, n. One to whom the interests of a part seem superior to those of the whole. The dupe of statesmen and the tool of conquerors.