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Charlie Sheen Biography

Carlos Irwin Estévez (born September 3, 1965), known professionally as Charlie Sheen, is an American actor. Sheen became famous for a series of successful films such as Platoon (1986), Wall Street (1987), Young Guns (1988), Eight Men Out (1988), Major League (1989), Hot Shots! (1991), and The Three Musketeers (1993).

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Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.

Dad, Family, Forever, School

Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to handle it. But there's no manual, no training course.

Empowering, Fame, Handle, Mistake, Training

I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.

Golden, Sombrero, Sombreros, Wearing

As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?

Deal, Failure, Fall, Kids, Succeed

I'm tired of ignoring that I march to a different beat.

Being Different, Ignoring, March, Tired

I gotta take the baton from Chuck Norris.

Baton, Chuck, Gotta, Norris, Take

I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers.

Disrespect, Heart, Lying, Shameful, Sully, Union

It's not an act. I love it. It's totally original. People go, 'What's going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don't know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain.

Guy, Love, People, Sound, Woke

Get your egos off the battlefield.

Battlefield, Battlefields, Ego, Egos

Touch my children and I will eat your hands off your freakin arms.

Arms, Children, Freakin, Hands

There's a lot of stuff I want to do, just things that I want to explore that don't involve show business. I'm going to become a television critic. Can you imagine? But I would even consider becoming a baseball scout. Traveling around the heartland looking for the next world-beating phenom.

Baseball, Critic, Heart, Show, Television

I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?

Children, Lay, Say, Stupidity, Time, Wife

You can put people's feet to the fire a bit just by reminding them that we're constantly creating our own history.

Creating, Feet, Fire, Reminding

You can have rules at home that are different from the rest of the world's as long as you're not hurting anyone.

Home, Hurt, Hurting, Long

I'm an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground.

Air, Bros, Deploy, Ground, Ordnance

I dare anyone to debate me on things.

Dare, Debate, Things

The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it.

Bread, Like, News, Paramedics, Report

Rock bottom; that's a fishing term.

Fishing, Rock, Rocks, Term

I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.

Coffee, Fools, Running, Strafing, Time, Underwear

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total … rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain.

Bitching, Brain, Like, Rocks, Stars, Tired

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