Misfits need a place to get away, too. All that trying to fit in is exhausting.
You can put people's feet to the fire a bit just by reminding them that we're constantly creating our own history.
I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.
The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.
It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.
I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within, like, 45 minutes. I declared myself King of Vegas and decided to remodel my hotel room with my bare hands to resemble King Louis XIV's bedroom at Versailles. Knocked down two entire walls, and later had four knuckle surgeries. Still wasn't as high as Rob Ford.
As a rule, my focus is on classical music, but I love jazz. I love everything, actually.
I believe in status symbols.
When you've got a Chautauqua in your head, it's extremely hard not to inflict it on innocent people.
Let every man consider virtue as what devolves on himself. He may not yield the performance of it even to his teacher.