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Chetan Bhagat Biography

Chetan Bhagat (born 22 April 1974) is an Indian author, columnist, screenwriter, television personality and motivational speaker, known for his English-language dramedy novels about young urban middle-class Indians.

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Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.

Cake, Car, Driving, Eat, Girl, Racing

The world's most funniest and easiest thing is to give an advice.

Advice, Funniest, Give, Giving, World

A 'very good friend' is a dangerous category with Indian girls. From here you can either make fast progress or if you play it wrong, you can go down to the lowest category invented by the Indian women ever - rakhi brother. Rakhi brother really means 'you can talk to me, but don't even freaking think about anything else you bore'.

Brother, Dangerous, Fast, Friend, Girl, Mean

In relationship there are always two types of person: one weaker and the other stronger one. It's never easier to live being as weaker one!

Two, Stronger, Easier, Relationship, Types

It is time to face real world, even if it is harder and painful. I'd rather fly and crash, than just snuggle and sleep.

Real, Sleep, Time, World

Be so busy Improving your self that you have no time to criticize others.

Criticize, Improving, Optimism, Optimistic, Self, Time

The missed call and call back drama between men and women deserves its own user mannual.

Back, Deserve, Drama, Men, Missed, User

When a woman comes into your life, things organize themselves.

Life, Organize, Things, Woman

Let's be honest: the trappings of investment banking are quite tempting. I do miss it sometimes. And to be honest, there was a time I'd read the 'WSJ' in the morning, and for years I have done that.

Missing, Morning, Tempting, Wsj, Years

Nature designed with a random set of genes and circumstances in which we were born. To be happy, we have to accept it and make the most of nature’s design. Are you? Goals will help you do that. I must add, don’t just have career or academic goals. Set goals to give you a balanced, successful life. I use the word balanced before successful. Balanced means ensuring your health, relationships, mental peace are all in good order.

Careers, Good, Make, Mean, Relationships, Successful

The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination.

Combination, Dangerous, Female, Funny Life, Future

How can such scary looking parents create something so cute?

Create, Cute, Looking, Parent, Scary

When we choose a mobile network, do we check whether Airtel or Vodafone belong to a particular caste? No, we simply choose the provider based on the best value or service. Then why do we vote for somebody simply because he belongs to the same caste as us?

Castes, Checks, Provider, Vodafone, Vote

When you fly high people will throw stones at you. Don't look down. Just fly higher so the stones won't reach you

Flying, Inspirational, People, Reach, Throw

. . . but I guess it's better for people to shut up rather than rather than say something nasty. -ONE NIGHT @ THE CALL CENTER Chapter 1 page 22

Guess, Night, Pages, People, Shut

Work hard, but make time for your love, family and friends. Nobody remembers PowerPoint presentations on your final day

Family And Friends, Family Love, Hard Work, Powerpoint, Time, Work

All of us needed time to rest. And we had time - four months of it - to take all the rest in the world.

Time, World, Four, Take, Rest

Certificates from top US universities adorned the walls like tiger head in a hunter’s home.

Certificates, Home, Hunters, Tiger, Wall

Even now I try to make each page compelling for the readers to get absorbed in the book.

Absorbed, Book, Page, Pages, Trying

Love? I need a lot of love. " Of course you do. Everyone does. It's funny that we never say it. It's OK to scream, 'I'm starving' in public if you are hungry; it's OK to make a fuss and say, 'I'm so sleepy', if you are tired; but somehow we cannot say, 'I need some more love. ' Why can't we say it? It's just as basic a need. " - ONE NIGHT @ THE CALL CENTER Chapter 36 pages 293-4

Basic, Doe, Everyone, Love, Night, Tired

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