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Ilana Glazer Biography

Ilana Rose Glazer (born April 12, 1987) is an American comedian, writer, and actress. She is best known for co-creating, co-starring in, and on some occasions co-writing for the Comedy Central series Broad City with Abbi Jacobson, based on the web series of the same name.

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You got to miss class to do it. Like, many periods of school. And then they took us to an elementary or middle school, and we told kids that they could be cool when they grew up even if they didn't do drugs.

Class, Kids, Miss, School

The nude thing, I don't know. It's sillier somehow. It's more like physical comedy. But kissing someone, it feels invasive to have everybody watching me.

Comedy, Feels, Invasive, Kissing

I'm Language Gal. I can speak any language presented to me. And I look exactly like Halle Berry.

Berries, Language, Look, Looks, Presented

I feel like a feminist is gender equality.

Equality, Feminist, Gender, Gender Equality, Like

[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this.

Fake, Funny, Hollywood, Littles, Obviously

There was this one lady in Colorado who made us something ceramic, where it could have been either a ring holder or a bowl cleaner. She was just like, "Here you go. " And we were both like, "Oh my god! Thank yoooou!"

Ceramic, Ceramics, Colorado, Like, Made

It's exciting to get to write characters that love each other and fight for each other.

Character, Characters, Fighting, Love, Write, Writing

I don't take Twitter too seriously in the physical world.

World, Seriously, Take, Physical, Twitter

I didn't start smoking weed till my junior year. I had a boyfriend who smoked a lot, and I was like, "Oh, I guess I'm moving on to this phase of life. " I didn't fight it at all.

Fight, Fighting, Life, Moving, Start, Weed

There is so much power in being able to look comfortable in a conference room, and I’m not sure dudes in suits are used to seeing women do that.

Able, Looks, Room, Rooms, Suits, Women

I'm surprised when people who don't usually smoke weed are into edibles. I can't believe that.

Believe, People, Smoke, Surprised, Weed

'Broad City' [series] has a wild side, but it also has a very heartfelt side. It's very human.

Cities, City, Heartfelt, Human, Wild, Wild Side

That's when you know you know somebody. When you know every piece of clothing they have in their wardrobe. That's friendship.

Clothings, Friendship, Pieces, Somebody, Wardrobe

We're big Hillary [Clinton] supporters. For a lot of reasons.

Big, Bigs, Clinton, Reason, Reasons, Supporters

You can survive in New York without much, if you're careful. You have to make your own food at home, and don't buy a lot of clothes.

New York, Home, Clothes, Survive, Careful, Food

There's this belief with no merit that media with women at the center applies only to women, but media with men at the center applies to everyone.

Everyone, Media, Men, Merit, Women

I think it'd be pretty cool to fly. Actually, I'd like to be Language Gal. My super power is that I can speak every language.

Gal, Language, Like, Pretty, Speak, Thinking

I don't want to watch people fighting.

Fighting, People, Watch, Watches

I'm talking ideal, I live in heaven, and my stomach is bottomless.

Bottomless, Heaven, Ideal, Live, Stomach, Talking

Biking is a good alternative. Use the city as your gym.

Alternative, Alternatives, Cities, City, Gym, Use

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