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Jen Kirkman Biography

Jennifer Ann Kirkman (born August 28, 1974) is an American stand-up comedian, screenwriter, podcaster, and actress. She is known for her regular appearances as a round-table panelist on Chelsea Lately and as a guest on @midnight, as well as for her appearances on the Funny or Die sketch series Drunk History, and its continuation television series on Comedy Central.

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I don't think people are really breaking ground and getting new fans or anything. So, I just use it more in my personal life but obviously I'm in a business where people think that Twitter matters so I'll be like, "Yes, I will tweet out this show. " But it is something that me, the human, uses.

Breaking, Fans, People, Thinking

My joke is a picture of David Bowie on his balcony in the '70s in a suit in Paris, and unless that's you, I'm not interested. There are very few aesthetic types that I have, and people who look like that are not always necessarily good for me.

Looks, Paris, People, Picture, Suit

There's something grand and revolutionary still about [women] traveling alone. There are some parts of the world where you can't.

Grand, Revolutionary, Traveling Alone, Women, World

If, for some reason, everyone knew who I was without me having to have my own TV show, that's what I would do. That way, I could do less shows a year.

Reason, Show, Tv Shows, Way, Year, Years

I have some pretty wonderful friendships, so that's been really good for me. In the past year, I've really worked on that. I think when I was married, I let my friendships go. I think people thought, "Oh, because she's married now, she's so happy all the time. " But I really was just isolated in my house.

Friendships, House, Married, Past, Thinking, Years

I don't do jokes about elections so that's probably why it went okay for me, except for the crazy people that are hate-crime people.

Crazy, Except, Hate, Jokes, Okay, People

If I could make crazy money just doing stand-up, that's what I would do.

Crazy, If I Could, Ifs, Make, Money

I really will never understand pushing back on comedians who are like, "I'm like a politician campaigning and shaking hands with these people. They're going to be okay. "

Back, Comedian, Hands, People, Pushing, Shaking

Not that that's my goal, but when you're very wealthy and very famous, you can have a lot more decisions in what you do. You have a lot more opportunity. You can maybe even not work for a few years. It puts you in a great position to make some decisions. You're not always taking every job that comes and that kind of thing.

Famous, Jobs, Opportunity, Thing, Years

I don't know. Maybe [sex-ed] is my new calling?

Calling, Know, Knows, Maybe, Sex

Any expectation is what pain is.

Expectation, Expectations, Pain

Admittedly, the masturbation story is just a "Hey, this is one of my best-of's, I'll throw it in the special. " But the grandmother stuff, really, I feel like is part of the theme and part of the best way to end the story that I'm telling with the special.

Grandmother, Masturbation, Special, Stories, Telling, Theme

I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find out about me.

Albums, Make, People, Way

I'm the queen of outside speakers.

Queen, Queens, Speakers

I'd also talk about the period and of course all the different gender things that people might feel that they are. I'd be a terrible teacher because of what I don't know about that.

Course, Different, People, Period, Talk, Teacher

I don't have that addictive, "What's going on?" feeling anymore, thank god.

Addictive, Feeling, Feelings, God, Thank, Thank God

I don't have anything to do all year. I'm not on tour until September.

September, Tour, Year, Years

Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs.

Groups, Jobs, Racial, Slurs, Use

[People] might turn into [Donald] Trump supporters who think, "Hey, I get what women are saying. " So any chance I get to have people listen that should hear me is good.

Good, Hey, Listen, People, Thinking

My birthday is in August - right before September, so I have that "back to school" feeling ingrained in me so that time of year is when I usually do personal goals or resolutions.

August, Back, Feeling, Resolutions, School, Years

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