If I could, I'd live in the nude, like Eve in paradise.
It's a hard life. . . but if I could, I would do it all again.
I would love to love something, especially if I could do it without feeling like I was watching it die right in front of me.
If I could be anyone, it would be Brad Pitt.
If I could dance like the ladies can, it would have been my arse on your screens
I would not be a Moses to lead you into the Promised Land, because if I could lead you into it, someone else could lead you out of it.
If I could have done anything more, it would have been less
I would like to be Pope if I could.
If I could never put out an album in my life, I could just put out mixtapes. The music got to be out there somehow.
If I could live in New York the rest of my life, I absolutely would, but it's also prohibitively expensive and you have to be working. New York is a lot nicer when you have a job.
If I could read while I was driving, showering, socializing or sleeping, I would do it.
I love to write humor. If I could make a living doing it that is all I would write.
If I could persuade myself that I could find Him in a Himalayan cave I would proceed there immediately.
Do I exaggerate? Boy, do I, and I'd do it more if I could get away with it.
I like a lot of wheels. If I could have eight wheels, I would.
If I could do it over, I'd do better.
You can't get a dolphin. What are you gonna do, like, put it in your pool?
If I could work with Joan Van Ark every day for the rest of my life I would.
If I could clone myself, we’d be all right. But I can’t.
I'd be a billionaire if I could get a dollar for all the bullsh*t that I hear a day.