It's so funny that people think I actually ran for President. I am maybe the most un-political person you're ever going to meet. When I put "Elected" out, it was definitely a satire. . . "Alice Cooper for President". . . when everybody realized I was running against Nixon, you known, even on a joke level, I think I got a lot of write-in votes.
If I could be anyone, it would be Brad Pitt.