It takes a bomb under his arse to make Hitler see logic.
Destiny can sometimes be history coming back to bite you in the arse.
I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.
An ample arse helps you to be weighed down and be grounded.
It is quite an achievement. People of liberal sympathies, stupefied by relativism, have become the apologists for a creedal wave that is racist, misogynist, homophobic, imperialist, and genocidal. To put it another way, they are up the arse of those that want them dead.
You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once.
Lucy: I don't understand men. Nettie: What is there to understand? If you feed 'em regular-like and give 'em a bit of 'sugar' now and then, they're easy enough. And if they don't behave, you just toss 'em out on their arses. That's what I always say.
Whoever designed this frigging map was having a laugh. Just around the corner, my arse.
I do ride a bicycle occasionally, but not those stupid stationary ones you see in gyms. I do have one of those, I must confess, but its quite literally a pain in the arse, so I dont use it.
Analytically speaking, Sigmund Freud talked out of his arse
People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don't ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is.
If his Majesty is resolved to have my head, he may make a whistle of my arse if he pleases.
I am naive. I make mistakes - But I don't give a rat's arse how I am perceived!
A Duke couldn't have the arse hanging out of his trousers when meeting foreign diplomats. Actually even plain old Sam Vimes never had the arse hanging out of his trousers, either, but no one would have actually started a war if he had.
Who was it recently invented some machine that will enable her to sign a book from 5,000 miles away? Margaret Atwood. Get off your arse, love, and sign it in person. Publishers and circumstance made you a bestselling author. Give a little back.
I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh.
One day, maybe not in the next few weeks, but certainly in the conceivable future, someone will be able to refer to me without using the word 'arse' somewhere in the sentence.
I'll tell you what pressure is. Pressure is a Messerschmitt up your arse. Playing cricket is not.
If I could dance like the ladies can, it would have been my arse on your screens
