That has less significance than a dog's fart.
Having kids means there's always someone around to blame your fart on.
Every man knows the smell of his own fart.
When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke.
We're here on Earth to fart around
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus.
Every time there's a cut in the action, we joke and dance around, there's show tunes and fart noises.
There's nothing worse than a bunch of jaded old farts, and that's a fact.
Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.
I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can't help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out.
I play around with my Japanese Garden. Since Im half way to 70 today I need to start pruning trees and sharpening plants like an old fart.
And now to sleep, to dream. . . perchance to fart.
All I want to do is sit on my ass and fart and think of Dante.
Fart for freedom, fart for liberty—and fart proudly.
Did you hear something, Nora?” Vee asked. “I thought I heard something. ” “You definitely heard something,” I agreed. “Could that be … a dog fart I heard?” Vee asked me.
Since Jesus was human then he most assuredly farted and burped. And if God did create us in God's image then God must fart and burp as well.
Don't be more serious than God. God invented dog farts.
I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.