There's nothing worse than a bunch of jaded old farts, and that's a fact.
In real life people fart, in the movies, people don't. Why not? Farts are a repressed minority. The mouth gets to say all kinds of things, but the other place is supposed to keep quiet. But maybe our lower colons have something interesting to say. Maybe we should listen to them. Farts are human, more human than a lot of people I know. I think we should bring them out of the water closet and into the parlor.
I have a playlist of farts on my phone.
I'm only interested in heavy metal when it's me who's playing it. I suppose it's a bit like smelling your own farts.
At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.
Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.
Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated.
I love baseball. I'll probably end up one of those old farts who go to spring training in Florida every year and drive from game to game all day.
A man who farts in bed. . . is a man who loves life.
Because nitrous oxide [released by nitrate-fertilised soil] is 296 times stronger than CO₂ at global warming and methane [cow farts] is about 26 times as potent as CO₂, the combined greenhouse effect of our livestock worldwide is greater than the sum total of all the cars, trains, busses, trucks, ships, airplanes and jets.
Have you been sniffing fairy farts?
No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy next to you is laughing so hard he accidentally farts. BOOM! Friends for life!
No matter how politely one says it, we owe our existence to the farts of blue-green algae.
If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus.
Dinosaur farts? I don’t know.
