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Craig Benzine Biography

Craig Gene Benzine (born October 5, 1980) is an American video producer, musician, and vlogger better known by his YouTube channel name of WheezyWaiter. As of January 20, 2017, his channel has 585,969 subscribers and 116,692,543 total video views.

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People alive are better than people not alive.

Alive, People

Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!

Blanket, Exception, Exceptions, Stupid

Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.

Lose, Perfect, Way, Weight

Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.

Bird, Mouth, Mouths, Poop

I love it when the coffee's done!

Coffee, Done, Love

The grass is always greener when it's covered in money.

Covered, Grass, Grass Is Always Greener, Greener, Money

Theres nothing to fear but fears themselves, such as monsters, rejection, food poisoning, redundancy, monsters, and oxford commas.

Fear, Monsters, Oxford, Redundancy, Rejection

It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism.

Alcoholism, Descended, Lost, Stopped, Trying, Won

During a heat wave every dude stinks.

Heat, Stink, Stinks, Wave

Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die!

Die, Fun, Saturn, Sound, Sounds, Visiting

Options are good. Keeps people choosing.

Choosing, Good, Keeps, Options, People

It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.

Based, Cds, Lifeform, Player, Self, Worked

Everything is optional. Somethings are illegal. And some things are really gross.

Everything, Gross, Illegal, Optional, Somethings

At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.

Coincided, Fart, Farts, One Time, Sound

I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.

Cake, Honest, Truth, Trying, Way

The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!

Death, Excuse, Ghost, Good, Succeed, Trying

The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.

Good, Good Things, Step, Step Up, Steps, Thing

Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.

All Time, Bears, Cautious, Mauled, Tiger

I would hate to be a bee. Be surrounded by bees all the time.

Bee, Bees, Hate, Surrounded, Time

Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.

Car, Cars, Sleep, Things, Two

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