Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car. - Craig Benzine

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Part of our job as human beings is to share our knowledge and share the things we've learned. So we can either save people from making the same mistakes, or give them hope.

Craig Benzine

Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.

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