If I could say with words what my dances express, I wouldn’t have a reason to dance.
I like my old nose. If I could get it out the cupboard and put it on, then I would.
I'm not allowed to bet, but if I could, my money would be on you.
I don't whistle at you down the street. I would if I could, but I can't whistle you see.
If I could choose something besides fashion, I would love to be a ballerina.
If I could have banned them all. . . I would have!
If I could just hope to have a major talent, then I would rather have it in music than in any other field.
If I could say it, I would not have to dance it.
If I could walk into the 'Friends' audition again and go or not go, I have to say it's 50-50.
If I could make crazy money just doing stand-up, that's what I would do.
I would not be a Moses to lead you into the Promised Land, because if I could lead you into it, someone else could lead you out of it.
If I could find anything blacker than black, I'd use it.
If I could read it, I could play it.
I love to write humor. If I could make a living doing it that is all I would write.
If I could have said it, I shouldn't have had to dance it.
As If I could just turn my feelings off like a faucet.
If I could be anyone, it would be Brad Pitt.
If I could have a special power in real life I'd love to fly.
I learned that if I could read, I could cook. I surprised myself I like it.
I have sold my soul. I would sell my soul, if I could have it all.