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Marilyn Suzanne Miller (born January 3, 1950) is an American television writer and producer. She was one of only three female writers on the original staff of Saturday Night Live and was also a writer for such 1970s sitcoms as The Odd Couple, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Rhoda, Maude, and Barney Miller.

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Middle Age connotes fat, cancer, bad musical taste, and death. It conjures up a commuter in the sixties going to a Neil Simon play in Sansabelt pants, a knit vest, balding, belly sagging - and then there's the men.

Age, Belly, Cancer, Men, Play

Different portions of the brain all look for information (sexual, intuitive, practical), through modes so torturous, a first date can feel like a cross between having a pelvic examination while applying for a small business loan. First dates should require anesthesia, and in some states they do.

Brain, Dating, Firsts, Like, Loan, Look

[On middle age:]. . . the very real possibility for you of growing fat as you near death and thus being seen by everyone while you are both DEAD AND FAT.

Age, Dead, Growing, Possibility, Real, Seen

The term middle-aged, invented by Descartes, comes from the Latin, medeus, meaning 'not really old' and ageis, meaning 'if you look at it in a certain way.

Age, Ageis, Latin, Looks, Old

Estrogen is a powerful if vengeful hormone affecting a woman's fertility, moods, sleep patterns, appetite. Estrogen is the household heating oil of womanhood.

Oil, Patterns, Powerful, Sleep, Womanhood

Youth, then, once ballyhooed as the epicenter of fun, hot dogs, hot sex, and marvelous dope-smoking good times, is now defined as follows: that period before death, characterized by smooth skin and ill-formed ideas.

Dog, Follows, Fun, Good, Ideas, Sex

You may wonder: how do I overcome the common 'Cute
Insane Conundrum,' as it occurs in men. . . Yes, it's a fact - any man who seems cute, fabulous, and incredible to you will, of course, turn out to be insane.

Cute, Dating, Men, Turn, Yes

Middle Age, a restful, welcome break from real life, brings some unique opportunities.

Life, Middle, Opportunity, Real, Unique, Welcome

Dating is a social brain teaser, as it requires constantly changing ratios of intimacy and distance, an erotic mental cha-cha choreographed by chemistry, insight, and fear.

Changing, Dating, Distance, Erotic, Requires

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