One of the most important jobs of the youth is to make the elderly happy.
Middle Age, a restful, welcome break from real life, brings some unique opportunities.
[On middle age:]. . . the very real possibility for you of growing fat as you near death and thus being seen by everyone while you are both DEAD AND FAT.
The term middle-aged, invented by Descartes, comes from the Latin, medeus, meaning 'not really old' and ageis, meaning 'if you look at it in a certain way.
Different portions of the brain all look for information (sexual, intuitive, practical), through modes so torturous, a first date can feel like a cross between having a pelvic examination while applying for a small business loan. First dates should require anesthesia, and in some states they do.
Middle Age connotes fat, cancer, bad musical taste, and death. It conjures up a commuter in the sixties going to a Neil Simon play in Sansabelt pants, a knit vest, balding, belly sagging - and then there's the men.
Estrogen is a powerful if vengeful hormone affecting a woman's fertility, moods, sleep patterns, appetite. Estrogen is the household heating oil of womanhood.
How to celebrate the 50th birthday: Go on your knees and thank God (Jesus Christ) for the life of T. B. Joshua. Pray for the Church of God for a strong bond of love. Pray for your nation and the whole world. As you rededicate yourself to the acts of giving for the rest of your life, God bless you. Happy Birthday!
A career path is rarely a path at all. A more interesting life is usual a more crooked, winding path of missteps, luck and vigorous work. It is almost always a clumsy balance between the things you try to make happen and the things that happen to you.
Fear-based repentance makes us hate ourselves. Joy-based repentance makes us hate the sin.
I do not see my family life in any way, shape, or form as an opportunity for a photo.