So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.
After 120 kilometers my body said, ‘ooh, ooh Jens! What were you thinking?’
When my legs hurt, I say: “Shut up legs! Do what I tell you to do!
If you go (with a break), you can either win or not win. If you don't go for it, you definitely won't win.
Having things organized is for small-minded people. Genius controls chaos.
Hopefully I've shown them (fellow cyclists) you just need some self-belief and that you need to take your destiny into your own hands instead of waiting for it. You have to go out and force it. You need to go out and take life, and shape your life and destiny the way you need it. I hope I can pass that message along.
I'd like to throw Betsey Andreu and Travis Tygart in a wood-chipper. That would be my idea of a good time. Maybe I could get George to come over and help me clean up after.
I got a part as a chorus girl in a show called Every Sailor and I had fun doing it. Mother didn't really approve of it, through.
Everyone is a threat, and anyone can be beat at any given moment. No one is invincible.
Every film is a crapshoot. It's a mystery when a movie comes together. I've never been able to figure it out. I don't know how I make my choices. The only thing you can do is know there's something about a character that you really want to experience.
I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.