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Something about that whole process of building the structure of that game turned into a real kind of lightbulb moment for me as a writer.

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Have you ever been to an AA meeting? No wonder these people are alcoholics - I've never needed a drink more badly in my life.

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A Muslim allowed a topless Jew to sit on his camel. And we say we can't live side by side? I say we try and we can and we will. And you don't even have to be topless. L'chaim.

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My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.

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Most republicans are against contraception because they don't care about it. You can't get pregnant anally anyway.

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[Gordon Ramsay] knows about being bullied, because look at the size of him.

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I don't like people who have babies and act like they did something that the rest of us can't figure out. Anybody can have one, OK? I could have had three if I had gone through with any of my pregnancies.

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