When you live in a leading lady's body, which I do, you have to constantly prove that you are funny.
Accent is the soul of language; it gives to it both feeling and truth.
People in their natural state are basically good. But this natural innocence,however, is corrupted by the evils of society.
We are born weak, we need strength; helpless, we need aid; foolish, we need reason. All that we lack at birth, all that we need when we come to man's estate, is the gift of education.
There are always four sides to a story: your side, their side, the truth and what really happened.
You forget that the fruits belong to all and that the land belongs to no one.
In a well governed state, there are few punishments, not because there are many pardons, but because criminals are rare; it is when a state is in decay that the multitude of crimes is a gaurantee of impunity.
It's not for me. I tried human flesh and it's too salty for my taste.
My specialty is mythology. There are artifacts like the hallows scattered through just about every mythology. However, what makes the Celtic hallows so interesting is that they are a self-contained group of objects.
Religion is all bunk.
Show me a thoroughly satisfied man - and I will show you a failure.