According to The New York Times, more than half of President Obama's Twitter followers are fake. They don't … - Jay Leno

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If I'm paying money to come to see you, you shouldn't look like everybody else in the crowd.

Jay Leno

According to The New York Times, more than half of President Obama's Twitter followers are fake. They don't even exist. Which is actually a good thing because if they did exist there wouldn't be any jobs for them.

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Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

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