At sixty a man has passed most of the reefs and whirlpools. . . . That man has awakened to a new youth. . . . Ergo, he is young.
My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like - just don't swallow it.
My voice is not so much 'bel canto' as 'can belto'.
Anyone who, for 25 years, has built a career on such tenuous foundations as a high-pitched giggle, a raspberry and a sprinkling of top 'Cs' needs all the friends he can get.
I suffer fools gladly because I am one of them.
Hey, you're going to hurt someone if you keep doing that!!!
Some people, they've had a lot of fun, even if it was dumb fun and a shitty body of work.
Romance is a universally unspoken language understood by all living organism on this planet except heterosexual men.
I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.
Two months ago my mother died. She made, as the expression goes, a good death.