It is agreed, in this country, that if a man can arrange his religion so that it perfectly … - Mark Twain

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Just in the nick of time they realized that it was their own habitat they were wrecking -- that they weren't merely visitors.

Mark Twain

It is agreed, in this country, that if a man can arrange his religion so that it perfectly satisfies his conscience, it is not incumbent on him to care whether the arrangement is satisfactory to anyone else or not.

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