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I roam around a lot in my territory, but what I learn at one end inflects and opens up my understanding at the other.

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Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, 'Breakfast of Champions' is one of the funniest books I've ever read.

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You worry too much. Eat some bacon. . . what? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon.

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If it's not bourbon or sweatpants, it's going in the garbage. . . . No, don't get creative. Now is not a creative time. Now is a bourbon and sweatpants time.

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When it's asshole-tightening time, that's when you see what people are made of. Or at least what their asshole is made of.

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Oh spare me, being stuck in your bedroom is not like prison. You don't have to worry about being gang-raped in your bedroom.

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On My First Driving Lesson “First things first: A car has five gears. What is that smell?…Okay, first thing before that first thing: Farting in a car that’s not moving makes you an asshole.

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