Afflictions are the steps to heaven.
In America, any boy can grow up to become president. Or, if he never grows up, vice president.
I admit I do have some drawbacks and limitations as a candidate. Although I am a professional comedian, some of my critics maintain that this is not enough. I cannot deny that I stand before you untested and inexperienced - I only spent two years in television, never as a romantic lead or a song and dance man.
Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.
People come up to me in bars and on street corners and they say to me, 'Hey, Paulsen, have you got any change?'
Worrying about the future is a thing of the past. I don't think about it.
Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing.
I am not a sports girl.
I never look at things again once they're done.
Cezanne was fated, as his passion was immense, to be immensely neglected, immensely misunderstood, and now, I think, immensely overrated.
We may smile and the dog may wag the tail, but in essence, we have a set program and those programs are similar across individuals in the species.