Animals are happier than humans because they're like furry little existentialists, all living in the moment. Their collective … - Richard Jeni

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I couldn't claim that I have never felt the urge to explore evil, but when you descend into hell you have to be very careful.

Richard Jeni

Animals are happier than humans because they're like furry little existentialists, all living in the moment. Their collective motto: live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking pelt.

Animal, Happier, Leave, Littles, Live, Live In The Moment

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A bunch of bong-smoking, America-bashing, flag-burning, yoga-posing, incense-burning, dolphin-saving, salmon-eating hypocrites. These are the sensitive, liberal people who are always yelling about people's freedom of speech and expression, unless you happen to say something that pisses them off.

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In life your dreams may not come true, but sooner or later one of your nightmares will.

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The only difference between the women I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.

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A bunch of money-grubbin', greenhouse-gasing, seal-clubbing, oil-drilling, Bible-thumping, missile-firing, right-to-life-ing, lethal-injecting hypocrites. People whose idea of a good time is strapping a dead panda to a Lincoln Navigator and running over everybody in the gay parade.

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Live each day as if it were the last day of your life because, so far, it is.

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It has nothing to do with effort. Just turn away, look between the thoughts, rather than at the thoughts. When you happen to walk in a crowd, you do not fight every man you meet, you just find your way between. When you fight, you invite a fight. But when you do not resist, you meet no resistance. When you refuse to play the game, you are out of it.

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A man may do very well with a very little knowledge, and scarce be found out in mixed company; everybody is so much more ready to produce his own, than to call for a display of your acquisitions.

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I couldn't claim that I have never felt the urge to explore evil, but when you descend into hell you have to be very careful.

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We are missing the gold if we do asanas as a physical practice only.

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