I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me.
You can't arrest me. I'm the Cake Boss.
Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It's all about the memories.
No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude!
I believe if you work hard and you dream big enough, you can accomplish anything in this world.
I promised my daughter I'd name my first restaurant after her, but now the other kids are like, 'Dad, what about us?' I'm gonna have to open four restaurants!
Everybody likes pizza! It's a quick and easy clean-up meal
There is a charm, even for homely things, in perfect maintenance.
I would never kill myself intentionally. I couldn't do that to my family, my friends. . . But to have fate step in and give me a shove, that's a different matter. Then I have the exit, without the guilt. I am ashamed of myself for thinking like this. But more than anything, I am frightened that it makes me feel so much better to think about it. Sometimes it eases the terror, the sense that I am condemned eternally to this hell.
There is no other way to break the frozen cinematic conventions than through a complete derangement of the official cinematic senses.
At school I briefly wanted to be a palaeontologist, but I was no good at chemistry and physics.