I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you … - Jimmy Carr

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If the family were a fruit, it would be an orange, a circle of sections, held together but separable - each segment distinct.

Jimmy Carr

I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me.

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I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"

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My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen.

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See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol

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My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty. "

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The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly.

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