I never really cared about what I looked like.
I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
I don't hate my enemies. After all, I made 'em.
I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.
A fellow told me he was going to hang-glider school. He said, 'I've been going for three months. ' I said, 'How many successful jumps do you need to make before you graduate?' He said, 'All of them. '
I just want to be known as a clown, because to me that's the height of my profession. It means you can do everything—sing, dance and above all, make people laugh.
You know, last night it was so cold that my pillow and my sheets fought to see who got under the blankets first.
Consolation Calm down. Both your sins and your good deeds will be lost in oblivion.
I was never my own type so I completely missed my beauty all through my youth.
Almost as many inhumanities are committed in the name of love as in the name of religion.
The Himalayan Glaciers on the Tibetan Plateau have been among the most affected by global warming. The Himalayas. . . provide more than half of the drinking water for 40% of the world's population. . . Within the next half-century, that 40% of the world's people may well face a very serious drinking water shortage, unless the world acts boldly and quickly to mitigate global warming.