I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine. - Rita Rudner

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It's no fun watching you disintegrate. Where is the old "I Love Myself" mantra? You need to feel you are indeed lovable and that your life matters. Listen. The birds are singing your name.

Rita Rudner

I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

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The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

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