If I bring anything to the table, it's the fact that not everybody realizes they're funny. So I just point a finger.
There is no beast, no rush of fire, like woman so untamed. She calmly goes her way where even panthers would be shamed.
Hunger knows no friend but its feeder.
No man is really honest; none of us is above the influence of gain.
High thoughts must have high language.
A man's homeland is wherever he prospers.
The gods, my dear simple fellow, are a mere expression coined by vulgar superstition. We frown upon such coinage here.
I have loved music so much from when I was little and I don't know whether it was because I saw my dad doing it and then I got the idea, I don't know what came first. . . But I always had a hairbrush in the mirror singing. I was always with him backstage; I would go out and be pulled in for the last song.
Global warmers predict that global warming is coming, and our emissions are to blame. They do that to keep us worried about our role in the whole thing. If we aren't worried and guilty, we might not pay their salaries. It's that simple.
Hast thou virtue? acquire also the graces and beauties of virtue.
When you can stop you don't want to, and when you want to stop, you can't.