An angel's face is tricky to wear constantly.
It became clear when I got in my car that Persians are only really good for two things. Oil and hummus.
A Muslim allowed a topless Jew to sit on his camel. And we say we can't live side by side? I say we try and we can and we will. And you don't even have to be topless. L'chaim.
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.
Most republicans are against contraception because they don't care about it. You can't get pregnant anally anyway.
[Gordon Ramsay] knows about being bullied, because look at the size of him.
I don't like people who have babies and act like they did something that the rest of us can't figure out. Anybody can have one, OK? I could have had three if I had gone through with any of my pregnancies.
However I am is however I am. When you see me onstage or in the press, there's not a lot of thought and calculation that goes into it.
Savor every moment and go after your dreams.
There is a place, like no place on earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger. Some say, to survive it, you need to be as mad as a hatter. Which, luckily, I am.
I try to never look back at how I dressed in the first few seasons of 'Laguna Beach' because it was pretty bad. . . head-to-toe bad.