I would take a bad script and a good director any day against a good script and a bad director.
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
To many, Homer may appear lazy and a loser, but he's just much misguided. He's boorish, sure, but well meaning and, I guess, the one thing we have in common is the pursuit of lousy diets.
How I imagined myself being 50 is not how I am feeling now. You think you'll be different, but I still feel like I am about 12 years old - mentally, not physically.
There is no strong beer, just weak men
I think the best way is to keep stressing, that, as we build out a new energy system, one of the best things about it, if we do it right, will be that it will be more local, more democratic, more distributed, and, in the long run, much more economically sensible.
I actually became a Christian in my rookie year on tour when I was 16 years old.
I believe the world would have been a lot worse off if Saddam [Hussein] were in power today.
There is no more effective medicine to apply to feverish public sentiments than figures.